I KNOW I’ve got an agenda with Piers Morgan, but connoisseurs of bad journalism should hurry over to the Mail on Sunday, where the multi-chinned moron has churned out what must be one of the worst sports columns ever published in this country. It’s not even saved by being remotely funny.

God only knows what the real sportswriters on the MoS – generally a talented bunch – must think about this pitiful buffoon taking a prime slot in their newspaper.