Pitch to:
Either to front@frontarmy.co.uk or sam.coare@frontarmy.co.uk. Or both. Or neither.
Type of article:
Mainly 2-3,000-word features, and occasionally celebrity interviews. We don’t do any first-person ‘I had a wacky adventure LOL’features that other men’s magazines seem to like, because they’re really, really awful.
Topics:
If it’s interesting, funny, sexy or smells bad we’ll give it a look.
How to pitch:
A reasonably detailed email, or through our adamantium ESP helmets.
Post-pitch:
We’ll read everything and get back to you – if you don’t hear back immediately, don’t fret. And have a bloody wash.
What will impress:
A horse that can dance! Imagine!
What won’t impress:
Having no idea what the magazine is about, and anything that gives us the impression it’s been farmed around loads. Any email that begins ‘Dear Loaded”.
Rates:
Loads, fucking loads. Like, more than any amount you can count up to, probably.
Images:
Generally not – we’ll happily commission photographers and illustrators. Relevant contacts come in handy though.
Any other info?
Every cloud has a silver lining, you can’t be older than you weigh, there were 140 episodes made of the cartoon The Real Ghostbusters, and eating cheese before bed doesn’t really cause nightmares. It’s a filthy myth.
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