The Daily Telegraph today unveils Matthew Norman as its new restaurant critic, according him the customary front page slot on the Weekend section.
But wither his piss-poor predecessor, Jasper Gerard, mate of departed editor Will Lewis? Any sightings gratefully received.
PS: Matthew, stop referring to your wife as ‘the boss’. That’s the kind of thing you see in shitty county magazine reviews.
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