Axegrinder’s inbox this morning carried news of a £3,000 bounty for any information or scandal he had on Prince Harry’s new squeeze Cressida Bonas.
The pair were recently spotted skiing in Verbier, but unfortunately Axegrinder’s oyster card is only valid as far as Vauxhall and he has had to decline the commission.
International online news agency Newsmodo is currently looking for any exclusive information about the pair and Bonas in particular. Anyone with exclusive insights or quotes from sources close to the couple will be able to cash in apparently.
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