Ã¢â‚¬Å“Never be single,Ã¢â‚¬ warned The SunÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Julie Moult in an email to chums after trying her luck at internet dating. Judging by the first email which she received, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not hard to see why sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not happy at her solo status.
Thankfully, a friend of JulieÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s has forwarded the semi-literate but jaw-droppingly direct email to Axegrinder:
thought iÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d say hi. am new to this, how have you found this dating online so far?
not sure what or whom iÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m looking for but an honest fun girl with the ability
to be a best mate as well would be a good start.
blame an ex for this but i like to have my face sat on too Ã¢â‚¬’ not mandatory tho!
really liked your smile and the profile you wrote, so be great to hear from you.
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